oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.

Adam Gnade  (via floralprintharry)